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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:12
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Who is someone that inspires you?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How is ChatGPT different from Claude AI or Bard?
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read